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Some cracking stuff here, great stories, some superb humour, &....I think I need a shack like this up in the Coire for when the infamous high stone titty bar is closed [or falls down]. Check out The Shack in the: How to sleep rough section. Now that's stylin'! Grab some planks James! Bring some lager Watson! Grab some finger tape Malc!...Builds like these remind me of days when Scottish bothies & howffs were secretly located, well stocked & cared for & not pissed in or vandalized by lost Sassanach.

Oh, & this:

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, & a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night, wondering if... 'there's really a Dog'.

Yes, it's arriving Monday. From then on & as soon as I find an old paddle, I'll be able to race Dave MacLeod across the Minch. £100 for my nice dayglo yellow crater pad- that's alot of Stella I won't be drinking! & I think some strong Bolle anti-glares will be needed on sunny days as it seems it's reflective capabilities might be enough to push a near miss asteriod off orbit. Equally, I will be able to sunbathe on it with as much style as a Watson. Hope it's good for glissading, my old bed was superb. New beds for lounging on seem to bring out the child in me. I always feel the need to endlessly jump up & down on them & throw myself around in the living room.. It's the only time you keep falling off the rock becuase you want to aye...

Heres an idea!...I wonder if I can find some trousers in a matching colour...hmm.