Yes, it's arriving Monday. From then on & as soon as I find an old paddle, I'll be able to race Dave MacLeod across the Minch. £100 for my nice dayglo yellow crater pad- that's alot of Stella I won't be drinking! & I think some strong Bolle anti-glares will be needed on sunny days as it seems it's reflective capabilities might be enough to push a near miss asteriod off orbit. Equally, I will be able to sunbathe on it with as much style as a Watson. Hope it's good for glissading, my old bed was superb. New beds for lounging on seem to bring out the child in me. I always feel the need to endlessly jump up & down on them & throw myself around in the living room.. It's the only time you keep falling off the rock becuase you want to aye...

Heres an idea!...I wonder if I can find some trousers in a matching colour...hmm.